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Man, Jason Statham sure hits a lot of people. Not that I'm complaining, I'm just saying, maybe he should try a romantic comedy next. In Parker, Statham stars as the eponymous Parker, a professional thief who gets screwed over and left for dead by his former crew. He survives, teams up with Jennifer Lopez, and punches a lot of people. Check out the trailer below.
I'm not going to lie, the first Expendables was a huge guilty pleasure for me, and if this trailer is any indication, the second one is going to be approximately ten jillion times more insane. I don't know whether it's the ridiculous cast, the huge set pieces, the over-the-top choreography, or the fact that they're running over everything in tanks, but something's working here for me. Check it out below and let me know what you think. The Expendables 2 is set to hit theaters on August 17.
The Expendables are back, and the cast is stacked. I really don't care what the critical consensus was on the first one, I thought it was an excellent throwback to classic action, and I can't wait to see what they dish out in the sequel. There's not much to see in this teaser, other than confirmation that yes, these guys are seriously going to be in a movie together, but that's enough for me.
Ho-lee shite, that would be crazy. With The Expendables 2's August 17, 2012 release date only a little over a year a way, director Simon West is gearing up for production to start pretty soon. The first film's cast was already pretty mantastic (Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Terry Crews, Randy Couture and Jet Li if you've forgotten), and there have been some rumblings that Bruce Willis would return as the antagonist in the sequel. However, this latest rumor takes the sequel possibilities to a whole new level.